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Teflon Aardvark Coveralls

Is your Aardvark exposed to the elements? Has it got the sniffles this winter? Are all its Aardvark friends walking around snootily in their fashionable armour covering finery? Your problem is solved with the brand new, limited edition, never to be released to the general public again Teflon Aardvark coveralls from Ardyteff Industries. Yes, people will never look at your Aardvark the same again as it struts down the street to the local shops to buy a loaf of bread and a carton of milk, in its day-glo yellow height of fashion Aardvark wear. Dogs will whimper, cats will miaow, […]

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Posted by admin - November 21, 2010 at 9:27 pm

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Authentic Four and Twenty Black Birds Pie Maker

So you’ve sung the song time and time again, and its now so ingrained in your pre-frontal lobe that you’ve gotta get yourself some of those tasty blackbirds and bake them in a pie. First problem: You need some blackbirds… Problem solved – BlackBirds4u.com has a wide selection of these winged pie ingredients ready for your baking pleasure. Just go to their site and fill in the secure order form. The friendly people at BlackBirds4u.com will then personally whisper in the ears of your soon-to-be-pie-inhabiting flock, telling them that a tasty morsel awaits them on the bird table in your […]

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Posted by admin - November 21, 2010 at 8:44 pm

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Hamster Dragster – New Nitro Edition

For some small rodents, a wheel or a ball is not enough. Your Hamster has a need, a need for speed! Introducing new Nitro Hamster Dragsters from SpeedRat.com. Your Hamster will never be the same again once it has been accelerated by this little chrome encrusted beauty. I just got one delivered, for Mr Dibbles, my own personal furry friend. Sure he surveyed it suspiciously with just one beady eye (the other having been unfortunately lost at sea in remote controlled speed boating accident), but I could see in his one fully functioning peeper, he was genuinely intrigued. It came […]

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Posted by admin - November 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm

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