Forget Carpet! Lounge Lawn is all the Rage!


Are you sick of looking at a carpet that just sits there and does nothing ? Do you yearn for the outdoors but never actually leave the house? Do actually like to watch the grass grow under your feet?

Well now you can. Lounge Lawn is the future of in-home interior design. Stylish, trendy and always great looking, now you can get that ‘fresh cut’ smell right inside your not-so humble abode.

I saw a great affiliate program for this stuff just a few short weeks ago, but I decided to buy into it myself as the testimonials were absolutely astounding…

“Where the was once tile, now I have my own indoor hanging garden of babylon…”
Archibald Smegglethwaite – Grimsby

“The lawn grubs were annoying at first, but now they make great pets for the kids…”
Geraldin Snogly-Smythe – Toorak

“Indoor cricket is now an option in my living room once more…thanks Lounge Lawn”
Geoffrey Hobbly – Bangalor

Once I had this stuff fitted I could literally throw away my vacuum cleaner. Any food that falls on the floor quickly becomes recycled by the worms that actually live right under the grass, and of course its great fun to get to drive my ride on lawn mower indoors. A quick run around with a brush cutter and my Lounge Lawn is good to go.

True, the constant watering to keep my Lounge Lawn looking a verdant green is rotting the wooden subframe of my house, but major and costly house rectification work is a small price to pay for the sheer joy of watching leaves sprout from the comfort of my own arm chair.

Its true, you get what you pay for, and I can attest that I paid dearly to have Lounge Lawn, and will happily continue to do so for many years to come.

Thanks Lounge Lawn. I now live in a place where the grass really is greener on the other side of the low partition wall!